My wife would kill me

Luckily, I'm not crazy enough to try.

"What?" you may ask.

Some couple named their child 'Linux'. Seriously.

Read about it if you doubt me.

Honestly, I do greatly enjoy my operating system based off Linux (Ubuntu, if you must know), but name my child after it? That's a little too much.

And anyways, my wife would kill me. This I know.

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I'm a Dad...again!

okay, so if you haven't heard, I'm gonna be a dad - again! Yep, my wonderful wife is pregnant. Before you ask, yes we know what causes that...and, no, we weren't "trying" - but I guess we weren't "not trying" hard enough...

Anyways, today I was picking up us an illustrious and delicious meal "to-go" on the way home. Tranlsation: McDonald's for dinner, baby! Being pregnant, my wife, of course, does not order in her usual manner, so I write her order down before getting to McDonald's. Well, even though I wrote it down, I forgot to get her the apple pies she so desired. Big mistake. Never screw up a pregnant woman's desert order.

Never fear, though. I have an unusually gracious and forgiving wife, so I am still alive, head and limbs intact.

She will be getting the apple pies for an afternoon snack tomorrow.

This time, I won't forget...I hope...

My wife...jealous?!

Yeah, so I think my wife might be jealous...and I better watch out, because she does read this blog... But yeah, I think she's a little jealous of me - only a little, mind you. You see, the past two years we've used Sprint for our cell phone service (yeah, I'm sorry too...). Being the wise husband I am (knowing how rough I am on phones...) I got the insurance. And I also got my second new phone on yesterday (second, not counting the original phone). Not that it's any different (other than this one is red, just as the first replacement was, because they didn't have the black like what I originally had - which wouldn't be so bad, except she got the red one so we could tell ours apart).

And now, I think she's a little jealous that I'm on my third new phone in two years, and she's still on her first one. Just a little, mind you...

(I love you, honey! ;-)